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New Law : Foot Binding


Now the latest thing in season, foot binding. No more large, grotesque feet. Now with foot binding, your feet with be small, dainty, and in the shape of a lotus flower, the way they should be.

Foot binding sounds comlicated but it is in fact simple, but very delicate. Go to a professinal foot binder, give heer/him you or are daughter's feet, then they will simply bend the toes back, just enough to snap those worthless bones in the toes. Then, a long, and large cloth will be wrapped tightly aaround the feet so that the toes will not un-bend themselves and heal the bones inside.

It is now the LAW that you bind your feet so thank the Gods that it's fashionable! Nowadays no man in their right mind (unless they were poor) would marry a women with un-bound feet. If you are planning to marry or wed your daughter, GET YOUR FEET BOUND. Good luck

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